So last night we took the youth to an Arkansas Travelers baseball game. Can I first say that I have had a great time picking on people from Arkansas about all the stereotypes that come with Arkansas. But last night helped me figure out why. The Travelers mascot whose name is Shelly had one big buck tooth that stuck out…haha Now look Arkansas people if you dont want to get made fun of you shouldn’t let stuff like this happen. It only helps to fuel the fire of people like me who love giving you a hard time. Although to be completely fair, the movie Deliverance was filmed in the area where I’m from in North Carolina. Probably not much better. Another pondering from last night is this. When meeting Shelly, the buck tooth mascott, who is supposed to look like a Donkey we all came to the conclusion that a mascot should not actually smell like the animal that it is protraying. Shelly the buck tooth donkey actually smelled like a Donkey. Maybe the person inside, a possible wanna-be actor was trying to get into character or something and thought. Donkeys smell like crap, therefore I should smell like crap. Newsflash wanna-be actor destined for the not so big time. Bad move, you just stunk. When small babies, who are supposed to love you, hold their nose because of your smell, you just stink. No more getting into character. Just get into a clean costum, or make friends with your other acting buddy who hasn’t made it as big as you yet and holds down a job at the local dry cleaners and send that puppy to him. Other than that it was a night. But when speaking of baseball a true Cubs fan must end such an article in the only appropriate way. GO CUBS!!!!!!!!
Peace and Love
The White-man
Hey, hopefully our last teasing comment didn’t even go through because I was afraid you would not see it as teasing you and therefore got worried. We think you are the greatest student minister (understand Jamie helps make you that way)…