Bald is Beautiful Baby

Have you ever sat and listened to all those hair growth commercials on TV. Balding men who are looking for the secret answer to hair growth all over the country tune in to see whats out there. Theres no telling how much those poor smucks pay every year just hoping for a few sprouts on the roof of their dome. It kinda of amazing to think that we can grow grass on a ChiaPet mold of Homer Simpsons head but we can give men enough hair to avoid using the come-over as a hairstyle. Its sad I say and its time we men who think that we may be bald in the future say somthing to the really bald freaks out there.

To those of you who have a come-over I beg of you to stop and cut that sucker off. It does not look cool no matter what your friends tell you. They secretly think you look dumb but get a kick out of the fact that for some reason you listen to them. It looks bad dont be fooled, I mean it looks like your trying to hide somthing up there. Oh snap you are, well quit, your not fooling anyone.

To those of you who wear a hair piece, well it looks bad too. I mean many of you guys look like your wearing cat hair on your head. Whats really going to suck is when you are in public and your head iches. Then your going to scrach your head and your butt is going to fly up in the air because the cat hormones are now part of you. It will really suck if you start cleaning yourself with your tounge. Now that would be embarassing.

God made you the way you are, and for some of us that means bald or headed that way. Be creative with your baldness, wax that puppy up so it looks like people can ice skate on it if they want to. When you go to sporting events paint your head, its like having a canvas that looks alot better than that beer gut you sport. Where a visor when you play golf and let the sunburn make cool lines in your head. Whatever you decide to do make it look good, please for those of us who have to look at you. Bald is beautiful!

Peace and Love,

The White-Man

I was sitting here tonight and I realized that I havent written on this in a while. Well since the last time I wrote some things have changed. I am back in Texas now and back in school for the spring semester. I’m really glad to be back in Texas because it has really become my home. The more I’m here the more I realize that I am exactly where God wants me to be right now. I have met some really cool people and I am incredibly greatfull for them. So life is good. I really dont have anything to write but I was just reading a blessing in Psalms and thought I would write it down and be done for the night.

Holy Confidence

We will shout for joy when you are victorious and will lift up our banners in the name of our God. – Psalm 20:5

May the Lord answer you today
when you’re in distress.
May God’s power protect you,
and may His names- “Refuge, Provider, Almighty”
infuse you with holy confidence.
May His angel warriors gaurd you,
and may the prayers of His people surround you.
May He grant your heart’s desire
And make al your plans succeed.

This is hope for all of you. Peace and Love.

The White-Man

Tell your mom to get off my back!

Hey well this title makes no sense because your mom is obviously not on my back but it was catchy. I think I’ll write today about new years resolutions and what a load of pooo they really are. I would like you all to think back on new years resolutions that you made in the past. Then I want you to think back and see if you really kept the suckers up. I am sure the majority of you laughed at the thought of many of your past resolutions. Some of you were going to loose weight, some of you were going to read a book a month, others of you were going to improve your social life and the list goes on and on. I can be completely honest when I say that I have never made a new years resolution and I feel darn proud to say that. And you know what some years I’ve gained weight other years I’ve lost it. Some years I read a book in a calender year others well I read the paper. And by goodness I’m a pretty social guy so I think I’m just fine and dandy there.(and yes I did just use “fine and dandy” in a sentance and I still feel cool) But I got thinking to myself today, maybe I need a new years resolution. Maybe I should set a goal that will try and accomplish through-out the year. But what possibly can I do. I dont want to set a goal that’s impossible but then again I dont want to set one thats to easy either. Being that I’m single I could set a goal that I want to be in a serious relationship by the end of this year, but then by saying that am I jinxing myself. Maybe I could give up something for a set period of time but then again what good would that really do. When the time was up I would just overload myself on it and that would time wasted and one more dumb thing I have done in my life. Maybe I’ll promise to always have a smile on my face but then how gay would that look walking around with a goofy grin on my face, it would porbably freak people out and that would hinder my chances of a serious relationship with-in the year. So heres what I am going to do, I here by proclaim that I am giving up vegtables for one calendar year minus the following ones; corn, green beans and peas but all the rest are banned for one solid year. So people if you see me eating any veggies that are not corn, green beans and peas you have my permission to hit me. Ladies you have my permission to slap a big kiss on me, oh I mean hit me..he he Hope everyones having a great new year. Love and Peace

The White-Man